12 monk "trainees" were ready for their "graduation". Before they are allowed to be ordained to the temple, they must first pass a test to ensure that they can truly become monks.
The test requires the monk trainees to lie naked on the floor, with a bell hung around their dicks. Yes, dick is penis. When all the monk trainees are ready, a stripper came out, took off all her clothes and started dancing in front of them.
When she danced pass the 1st monk, nothing happened. 1st monk OK... Nothing happened too when she danced pass the 2nd monk. 2nd monk OK... 3rd monk OK... and so on, but when she danced pass the 12th monk, the bell started ringing VERY loudly, and then the bell with the string flew into the air (omg what a strong dick).
Feeling embarassed, the 12th monk stood up and went to pick up his bell. The moment he bent down to pick it up, ALL the other 11 bells started ringing (ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring) and then shot into the air...
Now we know why monks became monks...
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