Tagged?

1. What have you been doing recently?

Sometimes feed banana to the monkey...sometimes laugh at aunties...but mainly growing mushrooms...

2. Do you ever turn your handphone off?

Yea...when my handphone LCD screen pecah

3. What happened at 10am today?

Receive an ang pau each from my newlywed cousin and the person who made her pregnant.

4. When did you last cry?

"snob snob" When Michael Jackson died, was crying out of joy though, no more pdf file.

5. Believe in Fate/Destiny?

Of course.

6. What do you want in life now?

fwaknfakxnlfewjfnloaifejnla

7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or put up your hood?

I hav neither, but i blame Ming Chai for singing and causing it to rain.

8. What are the nicest things in your inbox?

j0k3rz90@hotmail.com password: ******* think u should check and decide for yourself

9. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?

Yeah...but other ppl's relationship.

10. Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?

My underwear...its my dad's

11. What was the last movie you caught?

Scared until laugh

12. What are you proud of?

My underwear...its my dad's

13. What does the oldest text message in your inbox say and who is it from?

So what? haha =D pussy (?????) from monkey

14. What was the last song you sang out loud?

Gary had a little lamp

15. Do you have any nicknames?

Too many... gay, gaylord, gary oak, gallery smartshop, banana, stick, panjang...etc

16. What does the newest text messgae say and who is it from?

RM0: Diskon 50 peratus utk BubbleTALK dari DIGI - kirimlah bubble sebanyaknya sekarang! Dial *diikuti no.hp teman cth *016xxxx from 2000

17. What time did you sleep last night?

1.30 a.m.

18. Are you currently happy?

Only if i choose to be...

19. Who gives you the best advice?

Dr Gregory House

20. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?

Never kua

21. Who did you talked to on the phone last night?

No kol.

22. Is something bugging you right now?

A bug that bugs.

23. Who is the last person to make you laugh?

A small kid. I hid his left slipper, he couldnt find it, and straight away went to his mum and started crying. My partner in crime was my dad

24. Do you like yourself?

Judging myself makes me look like a narcissist

25. You want $5 or $10?

Both

26. Do you think you are stupid sometimes?

Yea, sometimes i tend to get blur

27. Who is your best best best friend?

My underwear...its my dad's

28. What will you do if you like that boy?

First i will ask Raymond to pray for me.
Second i will ask myself how did i become gay.
Third i will ask my mum what did she do that made me turn into a gay.
Fourth i will ask my dad what did he not do that made me turn into a gay.

29. Who are your favourite stars?

Scorpio

30. You hate your mother sometimes in some ways?

Nope. If u say dislike then maybe yeah.

31. Do you had even stead before??

Blur. Now i feel stupid.

32. What type of boy do you like?

If were a gay, i would like boys that look gay.

33. Now are you single/attached?

Attached...to my underwear...its my dad's


10 people to tag. 10 random names.

1. Sarah
2. Monkey
3. Raymond
4. Yat Seng
5. Keoh Ying
6. Ming Chai
7. Wei Khang
8. Joel
9. Nick
10. Keng Chai


1. Would you date number 5?

Later kena bunuh...

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?

YEAHHH thats the spirit man the monkey probably had a thrill and an experience of a lifetime before he crashed his car. Goodjob. 180 kmh this time, 200 kmh next time.

3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend. What do you do?

Why you steal my underwear... I'll probably take his underwear to wear.

4. You come home and and your room has been ransacked by number 4.

Complain to number 5.

5. Number 1 is acting weird.

Give ice cream kua.

6. Numbers 3 & 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.

Please cut him botak. Then he can save so much money on gel.

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert.

Lets go

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.

I will make sure he lose his virginity that night. (not by me pls dun misunderstand)

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world.

Inform number 5 and ask her to follow.

10. You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.

Hei...drive 200 kmh, police cant catch one...

11. Number 7 and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he/her wrap his/her arm around you.

Dun so gay pls.

12. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.

I'd rather her cook.

13. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.

Yo brother lets prank other ppl wahahah.

14. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can't sleep.

"Er...hello, u know wat time ah...?"

"Sorry lah Gary...just now u lah, ghost movie keep on kacau me...now i am scared..."

"U want someone to comfort u and hug u is it? Wrong number la wei, call 0124252725."

15. You're walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.

Confirm flat and K.O. Goodbye, my underwear...(its my dad's)

16. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.

Give ice cream kua.

17. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.

Expected...since when do monkeys know how to cook?

18. Number 4 comes to your door one day holding a koala.

"Yo Gary."

"I know...u want to giv number 5 ma. byebye"

19. Number 4 just got you an X-Box.

"Yo Gary."

"I know...u wanted to giv number 5 ma. byebye"

20. Number 9 challenges you to a children's card game!

Yo brother, ajak more ppl come~

21. Number 1 thinks he/she's overweight.

Give ice cream kua.

22. Number 7 looks lonely.

Talk. But strictly no gayish touch here touch there.

23. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.

"Monkey u want some banana?"

"uu uu ah ah! uu uu ah ah!"

See gao dim.

24. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.

Tenkiu tenkiu.

25. Number 6 decide to dye his/her hair black. What do you say to that?

No hair can dye one meh?

26. Number 7 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where he/she went.

"Hello, Wei Khang ah?"

"Yah, wat?"

"Yasmin Ahmad shooting film at the Curve leh. You going there right? Go be substitute boy la."

"Eh? Thought she is dead?"

"Ghost movie ma."

27. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.

Yo brother................................................................................................................................Why u cry ah?

28. Numbers 1, 3, 5 and 6 all tackle you at once.

Same la...number 6 still there...haih...flat and K.O. Goodbye, my underwear...(its my dad's)